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Where are you going? [[Somewhere]] or [[nowhere]]?

Where though? [[I don't know.]] [[Well, somewhere else.]]

Great job! You went nowhere.

So you're just unhappy in your own boots. Well, I've got news, friend. You can't run away from your own shadow. It's going to follow you any place you run to, no matter how far you go.

What's the point in going anywhere then? Why should you roam endlessly and use up energy when you could just remain endlessly in a state of self-preservation? [[I don't know.|I dunno]] [[Good point.]]

So just call it a day, eh? You're fine here. Take a seat, grab a nice glass of lemonade.

What do you know then? Don't you know anything? How do you manage to get around day to day when all you can say is "I don't know?" What, are you stupid or something? [[I don't know|idk3]] [[I'm not stupid.]]

Well, if you don't know, then I do. You are stupid. There isn't a single thing kicking around up top except for a lone tumbleweed, travelling the very lonely path of your neural synapses, you dope. You should learn something. Did you know that the mass majority of cockroach species are primarily solitary and are not invasive pests? [[I don't know.|idk4]] [[Oh. Cool.]]

What's your evidence on that matter? Seems to me you don't know anything. [[Present your Certificate of Intellectual Mediocrity]] [[Spit in his face.]]

Well, I stand corrected then. Maybe you aren't stupid, necessarily, but you still aren't winning any awards with that brain of yours. So, Einstein, where are you going then? [[Somewhere]] [[nowhere]]

You absolute heathen, I'll have you arrested for that. You come in here, my story, and spit in my face? How dare you? You know what? I'm going to have you executed for that. That's not hyperbolic, nor is it metaphorical. I'm going to have you executed. [[No.]] [[Oh, please don't!]]